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John Walsh
April 2, 2026
The Dragon Eye Essential is louder than…
The Dragon Eye Essential is louder than a leaf blower!!Not very happy with it
C. Hemsworth
March 21, 2026
Jett Turbo — Save Your Money (and Your Anatomy)
As a fan of the original Hot Octopuss Jett, I was genuinely excited about the new Turbo. That excitement lasted approximately thirty seconds.Let's get into it.The fit is a design failure. The cables dig straight back into your scrotum unless you're applying this with a full erection. If you're working with anything under 12cm, soft or erect, don't even bother unwrapping it. This isn't a "one size fits all" product. It's barely a "one very specific size, under very specific conditions" product.The vibrations aren't powerful, they're punishing. During use, the thing shakes with the subtlety of a pneumatic drill. At orgasm, "tortuous" is not hyperbole, it's the only accurate word. In the days that followed, I dealt with penile numbness and sharp urethral pain. A sex toy should not leave you wondering whether you need a GP appointment.And then the customer service made everything worse. When I raised these concerns, the response was essentially to imply I was the problem, physically. For context: I am, by any standard metric, well above average in the relevant department. I was then advised to “push the bullets further through, although due to the strength of vibration, this may cause them to rattle against each other.” (Their actual words). Another solution that was floated was to “wear the JETT Turbo sleeve backwards, so the wires are towards the head of the penis” (again, their words. But this is impossible without damaging the product. I was also told to use bits from my old toy - “if you still have your (old)JETT Sleeve, it has been suggested you could use that in place of the JETT Turbo sleeve” (Their words).They then claimed that I was "the only person to raise this as an issue." in the same week the product launched. Nobody else has had time to complain yet!In my experience, the Jett Turbo is a painful, poorly designed product backed by dismissive customer service. Avoid it completely.I’d like to add that Hot Octopuss have since tried to have my reviews removed, despite having emails proving my claims.
Cwave
March 15, 2026
Not ready for pills, Give this a try!
Not ready for pills, but having a little difficulty getting it hard sometimes? This device by Hot Octopuss is by far the best product to get you rock hard and ready for the next step in your evening without others or a pill. If edging is your thing, this device will drive you crazy. It can deliver with 2 vibrating points and numerous speeds (~7). Definitely worth the investment.
JOHANNA BANKS
February 21, 2026
After-sales fantastic
After-sales fantastic. Had an issue with the toy, contacted and dealt with immediately and satisfactorily. Even a follow-up email to see if all is well with the replacement.
Tony Lange
February 3, 2026
I read how powerful the vibration was
I read how powerful the vibration was, I was very disappointed, I was thinking I would probably not be able to use full power, didn’t do a lot for me, I think I experienced more standing on my Power Fit vibrating plate, 😡😡😡 well they have now cotactedme, but I wii report on outcome!
L Dubos
February 3, 2026
Great service.
Order arrived timely and exactly as ordered.The products from Hot Octopuss exceed expectations.
Ernest
January 3, 2026
Machine works well
Machine works well, as advertised. Remote however 0 function.
Mongo
January 2, 2026
Remote not functioning
Remote does not function. Dies not turn unit on or off or adjust settings.
Jcs
December 13, 2025
It worked well for maybe 2 weeks and…
It worked well for maybe 2 weeks and then just lost all real power. At this point it doesn't go strong enough to be effective. It's only been a few months and for what you charge, I would expect better
June Foss
December 1, 2025
I received great customer service
I received great customer service. For anyone experiencing charging issues, ensure the charger is fully seated until the light activates. Should problems persist, the support team is both fast and highly effective in providing assistance.
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